Wednesday, 14 January 2009

I`m a Deep Blue Triangle.

It came as quite a shoke I must say.
I started the day quite normally for an unemployed guy, of almost 40 years of age (not going to tell you more than that though, no matter how much you push).
The day was as normal, that is to say Cold and damp.
Manchester is like that I guess.
Its never been classed as a tropical location, nor has it been called flooded, but Damp fits.
So, I wake, 39ish on a damp day in Manchester.
I have an interview for a job in Bupa on Friday.
General research is required today to find out about Bupa and what they do so I can sound informed when I get there.
Would be terrible to call it Burpa for example.
Of Burma. (long way to travel if it is Burma).
So I plan.
Wake up, get dressed etc.
Take my wonderful wife out for dinner and coffee.
Come back home in time for the kids finishing school and then research.
So, it turns out Bupa is a health care company.
Burma is a country.
Pretty sure its Bupa.

Part of the website if you take time to log in is a personality checker.
http://www.bupaworld.com/

I complete the test.
and I am a Deep Blue Triangle.
I suppose that explains why people have always looked at me funny, and I guess a triangle lets the water run off easily, so it matches being bald.
But Deep Blue.
It feels right.
It sounds right.

But why, why am I a Deep Blue Triangle.

Who defined me as such.
If I want to be a red squiggle tomorrow, can I just lie and answer the questions differently.
Would that be cheating.
Would a be a Red Squiggle, but deep in side be a Deep Blue Triangle.
Would that make me a Schizophreniac.

I dont ming being a Deep Blue Triangle.
I am comfy with the outcome.
But someone sat there and thought.
"Hmmmmm, that Festerocious is a Deep Blue Triangle type of Guy"

What shape was the person who decided that?
Probably a Red Squiggle.
or a Green Square.

What shape are you?

1 comments:

moonoi said...

I'm a yellow triangle apparently